Jokes Added November 5, 2003

Skippy the Dog

A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal The woman is beginning to feel some discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole, and feels a flatulence problem coming on. The unbearable gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty wind-breaker. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".

The woman thought, "This is great!" and a comforting smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rip-snorter. The father again looks at the dog and yells,

"Dammit Skippy!" Once again the woman smiled and thought "Thank goodness!"

A.few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.

This time she didn't hold back She let rip a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing! Once again, the father looks a the dog with disgust and yells, "Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!" - submitted by Debra

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