Billy Bob and Bubba bought five raffle tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize.
Billy Bob won 1st PLACE - a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra thin spaghetti.
Bubba won 6th PRIZE - a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back at Wal-Mart.
Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"
Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet brush?
I wasn't born in the south, but I got here as fast as I could.
I have a collection of West Virginia t-shirts I love:
"West Virginia, one big happy family - REALLY!"
"West Virginia, where there's no lifeguard at the gene pool."
"It's All Relative in West Virginia"