This was sent to me by a co-worker (another co-worker of ours has a habit of sending out Bible verses and syrupy sweet "think positive" BS and it has started a flame-war):
1. When you are sad -- I
will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you
sad.
2. When you are blue -- I
will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will
know you are plotting something that I must be involved
in.
4. When you are scared -- I
will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I
will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit
whining.
6. When you are confused --
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay
the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you
have.
8. When you fall -- I will
point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I
pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my
friend".
Friendship is like peeing
your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true
warmth.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
It's *so* my friends, btw. RIGHT LIZZIE?!?!??!
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