I COULDN'T RESIST SENDING THIS ONE ALONG!!!
Turpentine vs. Holy Water
A little boy was sitting on the curb with
a gallon of
turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the
bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and asked the
little
boy what he had.
The little boy
replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in
the world, it's called
turpentine.'
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful
liquid in the world is
Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy
Water and rub it on a
pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a
healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'You take some of
this here turpentine
and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a
Harley Davidson!'
ok i dont get this one
LOL. That one was funny.