9/16 Jokes, come on ya all! | Arthritis Information

 

Good Morning, does anyone have some good jokes to cheer up our day?

 

I have a whole book of these!!

How does an egg get to work?

Drives a yolkswagen.

Lynda

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from 0 to 0 in price, the more sheer, the higher the price.

Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the 0, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him.  He accidentally leaves the price on the negligee.

Upstairs, the wife thinks, "I have an idea. It's so sheer that it might as well be nothing. I won't put it on, but I'll do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the 0 refund for myself."

She appears naked on the balcony and strikes a pose. The husband says, "Good grief! You'd think for 0, they'd at least iron it!"

He never heard the shot.

Funeral on THURSDAY at Noon. Closed coffin.

LOL Wahchingwolf! Great chuckle!
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