Income tax has made more liars out of the American people, than golf has.
The crime of taxation is not in the taking of it, it's in the way it's spent.
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get' em lowered down enough so people can afford to pay 'em.
If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet, you can keep.
Every farmer in Oklahoma has a picture of the new Farm Board hung on their wall, right in between the two mortgages.
I stole this one off an Arby's happy meal bag....
What is black and white and green and black and white?
2 zebras fighting over a pickle.
What is a sharks favorite game?
Swallow the leader
ok this is pretty good.
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up the screen.
Seconds before the end, a bolt of lightning struck taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with.
Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers.
Satan is astonished. He stutters, "But how?! I lost everything, yet
Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?!"
God chuckles, "Jesus saves."
A lawyer joke.
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven.
Several weeks after his funeral the widow found two pillowcases full of cash in the attic.
This is for Katie
I'd stop eating chocolate, but Im NO quiter!
"The old fool," she thought, "I knew I should have left them in the basement!"
Another one....
Why is it hard to fool a snake?
Because you can't pull its leg.
THANKS THOSE WERE FUNNY LADIES
HAVE A NICE EVENING.
Thanks Darrel...I know you know some!!! Post em!
Thanks for the posts, all of us are hurting in one way or the other, so it is especially nice of you to take time to add a little humor to our lives. I know it makes me feel better. good night. Lynda