9/20 a new Joke day, thanks | Arthritis Information

 

Hi, please post a bit of humor for us. and thanks for the previous jokes. Lynda

 

Stuck.

 

Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

 

Because they have a lot of spirit.

 

 

Why did the bird make everyone angry?

 

Because he was a mockingbird.

VALUE OF A CATHOLIC EDUCATION AND A #2 PENCIL 

  You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this 
one. 
 
~~~ 
 
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in 
Catholic School . 
Usually she slept through the class. One day her 
teacher, a Nun,  called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary 
Margaret, who created the universe?" 
 
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was 
her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in 
the rear.  "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. 
 
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her 
class. 
 
A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is 
our Lord  and Savior?" 
 
But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, 
Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. 
"Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, 
"Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep. 
 
The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say 
to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" 
 
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary 
Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing 
in me one more time, I'll break it in half!" 
 
The nun fainted........... A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'


The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway! 

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.  Then I set up a date

via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.  We sneaked into a secluded

room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.  As soon as I

was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall,
and

since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little
Pop-Up

appeared that said:



Scroll down...You'll love this....






'You got Male!'

THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS THOSE WERE VERY FUNNY

HAVE A NICE EVENING.

Thanks guys

How about one more joke for 9/20...

A Norwegian was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
this procedure for 2 weeks.
The next time I see you , you should have lost at least 5 pounds.'
When the Norwegian returned, he shocked the Doctor by having lost
nearly 25 POUNDS!
'Why, that's amazing!' the Doctor said, 'You followed my instructions?'
The Norwegian nodded and said... 'I'll tell you though, I taut I was
gonna drop dead dat 3rd day.'
From hunger, you mean?'
'No, yust from all dat friggin skippin'

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