Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first
place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking
strippers!
What the hell --- They don't even serve
food anymore, so what's the
loss?
The strippers would
at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "Party
Atmosphere"
going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a
salary,
Thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so
good that
we could charge the women for working the plane and
have them kick
back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and
"special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on
the planes for fear of seeing naked
women. Hijackings would come
to a screeching halt, and the airline
industry would see record
revenues. This is definitely a win-win
situation if we handle it
right --- a golden opportunity to turn a
liability into an
asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Bill
Clinton
What do you think?
Reagan shouldn't have fired air traffic controllers?I don't know, the Hooters ariline tanked.We see enough naked women on TV! Guess that isn't enough for some men. Geez!
Ok I was soo unsure how this thread was gonna finish LOL.....
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