Two Scottish nuns
had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that
the occupants of this country actually eat dogs."
"Odd," her companion
replied, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the
Americans do."
Nodding emphatically, the mother superior pointed to
a hot dog vendor and they both walked towards it.
"Two dogs, please,"
said one.
The vendor was only too pleased to oblige and he wrapped
both hot dogs in foil. Excited, the nuns hurried over to a bench and began to
unwrap their 'dogs.'
The mother superior was first to open hers,
then, stared at it for a moment, leaned over to the other nun and
whispered cautiously, "What part did you get?" ______________________________________________