My dogs. They're always standing around looking at me like they're expecting me to do something spectacular. I got nothin'.They think you are their entertainment committee. Just like children. Not good at self entertaining and creating their own fun.
Samus has an obsession with the fridge. When ever it gets opened, she comes zipping into the kitchen and stands in the open door way. Sometimes he just stares at it, sometimes she tries to get in it, and the rest of the time she lays down on her side shoves both arms all the way under the fridge and just lays there.
Animals are weird! He goes up to the first teller and says "I'd like to take out a loan please" She says "You'll have to speak to our loan department - Patricia Black is here today, you can wait right over there." After a few minutes Patricia calls the frog into her office. She informs the frog that in order to take out a loan, he'll have to provide some sort of collateral. The frog shuffles in his pocket and produces a tiny replica of the eiffel tower. Patrica immediately starts laughing. She only manages to squeeze out the words "what on EARTH is that?!?!" Suddenly, from out of nowhere, a voice booms: "IT'S A KNICKNACK PATTY BLACK, GIVE THE FROG A LOAN!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two sausages are lying in a pan. One turns to the other and says "MAN it's hot in here!" The second sausage looks at him and screams "OH MY GOD, A TALKING SAUSAGE!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's red and green and goes 35mph in a circle? Frog in a blender. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's black and white, black and white, black and blue? A nun falling down the stairs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A brunette is standing at the side of a busy highway, watching the cars go by. As each car passes she says "54" A blonde walks up and observes the brunette. "54, 54, 54, 54" The blonde says "what are you doing?" To which the brunette replies "Im counting cars." The blonde asks "well why are you only saying 54?" The brunette smiles and says "it's the only number I know. You should try it, it's fun." To the blonde, that made sense, so she steps up next to the brunette and starts counting "54, 54, 54" The brunette says "No, you have to get close enough to feel the wind from the cars. When you get as good as I am, you can count them with your eyes closed" The blonde steps a little closer and closes her eyes. She starts to count the passing wind "54, 54, 54" The brunette smiles, reaches out and pushes the blonde into traffic. A semi-truck doesn't even have a chance to break and he hits her - SMACK! The brunette steps back up, and starts again "55, 55, 55" Have you thought about show tunes? Maybe a little South Pacific? Or West Side Story? How about a little "I feel pretty, oh, so pretty". ETC. Or maybe the dogs like Gilbert and Sullivan? Pip I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!! I feel pretty, and witty, and GAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! OK, maybe not "I feel pretty". Oh, I know - "Sweet Transvestite". Everybody knows Rocky Horror! Sisters, sisters, their were never such devoted sisters never had to have a chaperone no sir Im here to keep my eye on her caring, sharing, every little thing thatwe are wearing when a certain gentleman arrives from Rome she wore the dress, and I stayed home all kinds of weather we stick together the same in the rain or sun two different faces but in tight places we think and we act as one those who've seen us, know that not a thing can come between us Lord help the mister that comes between me and my sister and Lord help the sister who comes between me and my man ............ *adjusts collar* Nope. I Love Lucy? Edited because I accidentally transferred the whole page! CHICK-CHICKY BOOM!!!
yeah Link, we got a little off track, sorry!
69. No, I accidentally copied the entire page and had to go back and edit it so it was only the "Friendship" song. Do you Torrent? And AI won't let me post - is accusing me of spamming. I didn't think I could type fast enough for anything to consider me a 'spammer'. LOL
FRIENDSHIP
Friendship
If you're ever in a jam, here I am
If you're ever in a mess, S-O-S
If you ever feel so happy, you land in jail; I'm your bail.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot.
If you're ever up a tree, phone to me.
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine... borrow mine.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgate,
Ours will still be great.
If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
If they ever put a bullet through your brain... I'll complain.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgit,
Ours will still be it.
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