Let me set it up...lol.
My sister-in-law use to have this dog when me and hubby was dating. His name was sparky. He was a mutt! Before he died he only had 3 legs, one eye, and no nuts. Yeah, poor dog, he is better off where he is now. I think the other dogs use to tease him. He was chained up on a runner...which in turn led to his death...because he was not bright (1 watt bulb) enough to realize that if you ran around and around the pole you would get tangled up....he done that while we were on vacation and he was dead when we got back.
Anyways, before he died I use to poke fun at sis-in-law with this joke I heard on some show....here it goes
What do you call a dog with steel nuts and only 2 front legs?
Sparky!!
OMG Joonie. Poor Sparky. Remind me to never have you pet sit!I mean the dog was not the brightest bulb in the bulb box...lol.
He lost his leg from chasing after cars, his eye & nuts from chasing after females...lol. And he was just a lil dog too. If I can find a pic of him I will scan it and post it. We will make a memorial post for him...lol.
I am sorry Mike. We did not mean for him to die. We were very surprised when he died. And to make up for sparky dying, since my daughter loved him. For her 4th b-day we went to the animal shelter to get a dog. We paid for him + 8 for his first vet visit...all that for a mutt. His name is PeterPan...Peter for short. We then spent 0 more for Peter to have a fenced in area that is over 28' long and 15' wide. After Peter's first winter, since he was outside, and satyed in my daughter Step1 play house which we put plastic all over the windows and a heated lamp. We then got him another dog to keep him warm thru the winter. Which is Mopsey. He is a BIG hair dog that is a mutt, but looks like a St. Bernard. So, see there..there was no need for the redneck use.
We loved sparky. All in all he would have been put to sleep back when he lost his leg, but in-laws felt like he needed to live. They spent 00 for that dog to loss his leg and to keep him alive then another 0 for when he lost his eye and got nuetured.
I knew it was a case of "love". So now you get to make amends with another "love" dog. I've got a list a mile long of available sweeties. Bad sh*t happens all the time. At least he had a family that cared which is more than many stays. Crap, I'm too touchy about my furry four leggers!Hey roxy! Iam fixin' to make sparky's memorial thread.
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