To not hijack Gimpy's rehab post any longer I am posting my reply here.
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Heaven= a warm toilet seat??? You really need to raise your standards
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I hate it when I sit on the cold toilet seat in the middle of the night/early morning. Then when I get in my nice warm bed... only the oval cirlce of the toilet seat on my bootay is frozen. I HATE going to bed with a COLD tushy!! No way to warm it up, unless...
So no one know how to warm up your cold butt after sitting on a cold toilet seat? Hummm... looks like someone needs to invent a Warm-A- COLD-BumUnderwear that you shake to activate heat. So... if you want your bootay warm you have to shake your groove thing.. yeah... yeah... yeah... shake your groove thing... shake your groove thing.... yeah... yeah... yeah.
I bought a wood toilet seat a year ago, and i have to say that it is far warmer than a regular plastic one, might want to look into that.
Oh, and be careful if you buy one of those cushy plastic ones. They may be soft and nice, but the day they get a crack in them, you will get pinched when you try to stand.
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I bought a wood toilet seat a year ago, and i have to say that it is far warmer than a regular plastic one, might want to look into that.
Oh, and be careful if you buy one of those cushy plastic ones. They may be soft and nice, but the day they get a crack in them, you will get pinched when you try to stand.
A heated toilet seat was great, but what I liked was the built in bidet.
I shudder to think what my boys would to if we had a bidet.
Ya know, you could always heat it the old fashioned way......have your husband go in first
[QUOTE=Linncn]Ya know, you could always heat it the old fashioned way......have your husband go in first
I have boys to. Seems eye hand coordination comes later than the ability to control their little bladders.
LMAO Y'all are a trip!
Kel, my gramma is the same way. I hate those stupid seats! And my poor grandpa doesn't weigh more than 98lbs dripping wet, and has NO BOOTY. I have no idea how he sits on it! I seem to vaguely remember she had a shag toilet seat at one time too... that one really freaked me out.
[QUOTE=Linncn]I have boys to. Seems eye hand coordination comes later than the ability to control their little bladders.[/QUOTE]
No doubt... and then they also turn their heads to talk to each other while peeing (frequently one is peeing while the other is brushing teeth or washing hands)... and of course their hand (and "unit") goes in the same direction as their head
Okay, this is probably gross....but........
I remember being VERY SMALL, like juuusssttt potty trained, not even 3 years old. My mom's best friend had a boy, Michael, who was the same age. Well, he's 2 months older (whoopie...) Anyway..he had NOOO coordination, so his mom had me show him how to sit and pee.
Oh yeah, his little brother always used to eat the soap when we were in the tub too. So it'd be all three of us, with me and Michael screaming down the hallway "KYLE'S EATING SOOOAAAAAPPPPPP!!!!"
Ah, good times.
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