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OMG Help! I'm at work and I hurt so bad
I wanna see my RD NOW!!!!!
ACK!
RA hurt or hives hurt? I thought you said you had a rash the other day. You can get some over the counter Benadryll to cut a rash.
If it's the RA - can't think of anything...except a joke. A off color joke at that. I'll PM
Pip
Great - PM'd myself!
LOL I got the PM.
It's RA hurt.
Something funny:
http://www.linkinn.com/_12_of_the_Best_Homeless_Signs
Well the page loads, but not the pics. Poop. I'm gonna look at icanhascheezburger.com now LOL.....
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OMG Help! I'm at work and I hurt so bad
I wanna see my RD NOW!!!!!
ACK!
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Beg borrow or steal tylenol/ibuprofen/midol/whatever. And soak your hands in very warm water for a few minutes every hour or so (as time permits).
Ooooo I bet Perri has Tylenol! Thanks! I'm headed to the RR soon....
You have sound there? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VHMXG9XNoU&feature=relat ed (Mitch Hedberg, baby!!)
MrsA39465.716087963omg I LOOOVVEEE Mitch! No youtube allowed. :(
*bangs head against wall* Well that's distracting.....LOL
Son of a....
Got a tv there? ABC Family is showing a "Bring It On" marathon. GO TOROS!!!
Dammit... I thought I was UNIQUE!!!
Too bad they're not showing UHF!
Why don't you try running around nakid? That might help. lol
LOL Well it would be a distraction........Try newsoftheweird.com, too. That's always good for a few giggles.
window on the plane when
another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in
the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looks very quizzically at
the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explained
that he is a DEA agent and that the dog is a "sniffing dog". His name is Sniffer
and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him
to work."
The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the
agent says: "Watch this." He tells Sniffer to "search".
Sniffer jumps
down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman
for a several seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the
agent's The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the
man and says: "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of
her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we
land."
"Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man.
Once
again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits
down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this time, he
places TWO paws on the agent's arm.
The agent says, "That man is carrying
cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the
police."
"I like it!" says his seat mate.
The agent then told
Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little
while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped
into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place.
The first
man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't figure out how or why
a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent "What's going
on?"
The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"
LOL!!!! nice!
Katie: Glad to know you liked the joke. Here's another one and if this doesn't cause you to laugh until you have a sideache - I don't know what will. Are you ready?
ow to Sell
Toothbrushes
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very
excited.Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout
cookies and I made ," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to
the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next: "I sold
magazines," she said, "I made and I explained to everyone that magazines
would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Jenny," said the
teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her
breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full
of cash on the teacher's desk. ",467," he said. ",467!" cried the teacher,
"What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little
Johnny.
"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell
enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in
town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody
who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like
sh*t!" Then I would say, "It is sh*t" "Wanna buy a
toothbrush?"
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