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Why, Why, Why
do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'Lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? 

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, t hen put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That hurt, you stupid idiot?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
< BR>In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

GREAT!  Thanks for the laugh

PhatsI love them all!Very funny. Love the one about the thread and vacuum cleaner, so true LOL Thank you, I needed a giggle today. "GIGGLE"You know, these are the ideas that keep me up at night.why do people think that repeatedly pushing the elevator button will make it appear fasterOh, no, now THAT will keep me up tonight!Very funny - I like this! Here's one for Pip (this'll drive you bonkers)

Considering that warm air rises, if a man builds up gas and the ambient temperature is less than his body temperature, does he weigh less than when he does not have gas? If he ate a pound of beans, would he weigh more or less? Going further, if one ate enough gaseous food, would they ultimately float off into space?



And here's some more fun ones:

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Whats a question with no answer called?

If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?


If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?


If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?



If those didn't send Pip over the edge, I don't know what will. LOL
I'm going to be stuck on that first one for a week! Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?  

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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