Only in America ..do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back
of
the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at
the front.
Only
in America ..do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and
a diet coke.
Only
in America ..do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to
the counters.
Only in America
..do we leave cars
worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our
useless junk in the garage.
Only
in
America
....do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight.
Only
in America ..do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well:
'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
creatures'.
Only
in America ..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.
EVER
WONDER ...
Why
the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?
Why
women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why
don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why
is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why
is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemons?
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
didn't Noah swat those two
mosquitoes?
Why do they
sterilize the needle for
lethal injections?
You know that
indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the
whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why
don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why
are they called apartments when
they are all stuck
together?
If
con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of
progress?
If flying is so
safe,
why do they call the airport the terminal?
funny!Thanks !! Fun reading !I was up all last night Wolf - I see you're looking to see if you can do more days in a row???