Subject: Scotsman
A Scotsman moves to America and attends his first
baseball game. The
first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few
swings and then
hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming
"Run!!!"
The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd
again
cheers "RUN!! RUN!!" The Scotsman is enjoying the game and
begins
screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go
by.
The Umpire calls: "Walk." The batter starts his slow trot to first
base.
The Scot stands up and screams, "Run ye lazy bastard rrrun!"
The
people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back
down. A
friendly fan notes the man's embarrassment, leans over and
explains, "He
can't run -- he has four balls." The Scot stands up and
screams:
"Walk with pride, Laddie!"
LOL Nice!
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