Dear RA | Arthritis Information

 

You stink. You come out of no where and change people's lives pulling the rug out from under them. You scare them with your statistics of being more prone to other diseases and conditions. You scare them with thoughts of deformity and disability. You pick the joints they use the most to make their living with or that they use to do the hobbies they love and make them painful.

 

For starters though I will just mention.....

 

Dear RA,

Since you have taken over my life you have made my children suffer, my relationships suffer and my life was forever changed. You have cost me sooo much money that it has nearly ruined me financially. You have ruined my health, made me take dangerous medications and have been responsible for ruining my career choice. At times you have engulfed my mind, body and soul to the point that it has completely changed the person I once was. You cause me pain. You cause me grief.  You have changed the way I view my world.

 

I have met many kind people through you, and for  that I am thankful for, but quite frankly each one of us would have preferred our lives without you.

 

I want my life returned to me. I want to be able to enjoy my grandchildren and my golden years". SO tell me, exactly how in the world are you going to change things so I am able to do these. What is your plan?

 

Jode

 

 

 

Never liked you, never will...you are an ass.

 

I hate you!

 

Our client, Jodejjr, has filed suit against you for damages including in part, loss of wages, hardships  and medical services ( all inclusive of medically physical,  dental, medical and emotional,anxiety attacks. ER visits) incurred before and beyone and since November 1991. The total has not been equated at this time but will be in the Billions due to suffering by her, her children, and love of her life.

It's time for you to move out and be on your own . Please do not move in with anyone else as you will be a burden to them also . Good bye and good ridance .

 

    Oh, how I can fondly remember the days of leg splints and honey coated asprin pills. The days of being pushed in a stroller at the "old" age of 5 because you wouldn't let my legs work. Maybe I was mad at you then, but when I look back now I wouldn't want my life any other way. Because of you, I am who I am. And I like me. So thank you, as strange as that may seem. Maybe you can call it "Stockholm syndrome" but I don't care.

 

When you left me at 12, I was so sad. I was used to you being around that your sudden departure threw me for a loop. I was sad, because you left me with the ability to run, jump, and apply myself physically. But I was so far behind everyone else it was almost a lost cause. Over time, I forgot about you. I had moved on.

 

And now you've sent your big brother to join my every day. I feel like maybe you're sorry that you abandoned me and sending "Ol' Arthur" is your way of making it up to me. I assure you, it's not nessecary. I have moved on, and I wish you would too. Your brother has over stayed his welcome and is, quite frankly, a bruden on me and my family.

 

That being said, I realize "Ol' Arthur" can be difficult to uproot, and that you are not his keeper. I'd still like you to talk to him, if you don't mind. Until then, I'll be waging my protest against him and am enlisting your help. I have no idea how that works, logistically, but whatever.

 

Sincerely,

 

Katie

Another atorney for Joy and others,

 

You are more than welcome to join in the suit by jodejjr, please advise on date of DX and expenses ( all expenses including travel and hardship) in your response. Also be advised we are also suing for hardship of children's life  experience endured during their lifetime of parent with RA and  spousal loss including  boyfriends loss. Familal discord from parents and or siblings is also included in this suit.

 

jodejjr's attorney

 

It is with great pleasure I will include  compensation for hair loss and emotional footwear choice dilema along with and including loss of spousal enjoyment and all fishing equipment, tools for projects or new cars . Mileage to and fro withstands. Spousal argument also included. Please state hours of discord, this includes arguments  that go from fighting about lethargy or pain and spills into other areas such as lack of socks,clean underwear,  meals burnt or not on time,  and  teenager argument. Also state any and all hardship on infants to toddlers for lack of energy or sleep due to RA or fibro.  This is within the limitaions of code zzz401k .

 

Among case described we are also including causes of anger and unneccesary arguments to be compensated. THis all falls under the title heading of  "I am sick of this sh*t". Clause 000002.page 3. 

 

Please advise any further information or action needed to be taken.

 

Papers will be filed asap.

 

jodejjr's attorney.

 

Please be advised that lack of footwear choices and loss of hair for all RA and Fibro sufferers comes under the title of "emotional female and male distress" and is held at greater value. "loss of hair" also falls under the self esteem catagory  which has triple value.

 

 

 

 

 

Go away. nobody likes you. You just think they do because they let you go everywhere with them.

 

Nyah nyah nyah

I am also including in this suit "stalking" charges and "tagging along unwanted " charges. Please be advised that more than one attorney will be working on this multifaceted suit.

 

jodejjr's attorney

You turned my world upside down. How could you do such a thing to someone? You took away the biggest part of me and now I am left to deal with the pieces. You stole who I am, but you are not taking my soul.

 

HEY! LOOK AT THAT BEHIND YOU!!! IT'S HALLE BERRY GOING DOWN A WATER SLIDE NAKED!!

 

 

*takes out shotgun*

 

 

 

did you at least hit the target???????

 

Dear RA,

 

Please inform us of your current situation.

 

DO NOT RESUSICATE! REPEAT....DO NOT RESUSICATE RA!

 

 

I had a double barrel. There's no way I missed. lolol Dear RA, Dear RA:

Moron

Sincerely

OMG, I'm KILLING myself here!!   On another note, thanks to all for the posts.  It's important to just get it out once an a while.  And, when we can start laughing at it, all the better.

Now off to ring my attorney ... I think I may have to file for additional financial hardships and unexpected opportunity costs brought on by RA induced fishing gear shopping.

Dear RA,

Dear RA,

RA:

Dear Ra, I pray that your time with us is getting closer to the end, Some of us have been successful in taming you, others are putting up a big fight to get you out of our lives, We will WIN this battle. only a matter of time................

Well PUT!

Dear RA,


YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!! Look at what you've done to these people?? How COULD you?

*smacks Arthur upside the head*


Now you march over there, and say you're sorry. Then, you can go STRAIGHT to your room and STAY THERE until I say to come out.
Dear RA,

Seriously?

 

(for my fellow Grey's Anatomy fans)

FLORIDA DOES NOT SOUND NICE!!!  Dear RA, apart from ruining all the before mentioned by my colleagues, I would particularly like to thank you for ruining a once happy healthy sex life, now its when and if I can, and poor hubby won't initiate in case I am too sore/tired/flaring or all of the above.

Thanks for undoing me like a jigsaw puzzle and putting me all back together the wrong way!!!!!!! 

JANIE
Dear RA,

Dude, just you wait, I'm gonna make you eat your family. I'm going to make you rue the day you thought it would be good to do a "drive-by" on me. That's right, they have drugs and they are going to work for me. Have you ever heard of Dresden? That's what you are going to be reduced to in the end. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but I have so much time ahead of me, it could happen any day now. You have been warned.

No love,
Paperdoll.

P.S. _popupControl(); Joy Dear RA, jodejjr2008-03-29 09:04:16Dear RA
My V chip is blocking you! Dear RA, What a cathartic experience and a super idea!  Here goes! Molly, same here,  the mornings are what I miss the most. This post has been  a huge eye opener for me.  Wow, wow, wow ... well done everyone!


About Arthur-Ritis

Please let go.

You have no right to

Treat me this way.

This is abuse.

Do you hear me?

This is abuse!

The strange part of this is,

that I can do nothing

to stop you.

You have a mind of your own.

Oh, there are pills, lotions,

Infusions and doctors, doctors

And more doctors.

I even had to part with my favorite rings

my favorite shoes

my favorite dresses

And all because of you.

What an evil thing you are

and you are all over the world.

Somewhat like the terrorists,

the hurricanes and tornadoes,

you just pop up everywhere,

ruin lives and families.

You just make your entrance

do your damage and then ----

move on to destroy more lives.

Hopefully someday, something

will come along to destroy

all of these evil things.

Until then, we will move on

quite slowly at times

and other times it

will be like the good ole days

when pain was just a headache

from having too much fun the

night before.

I can dream can’t I?

I love this!! gotten some much needed laughs

loved the stalking part, and ohh can we poison you

(lol thanks snow owl)

 

 

well thanks Ra, you've now made me into a druggie.