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 Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married.

 The other night I was invited out for a night with the "girls." I
 told my  husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
 Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. 
 Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the 
 door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. 
 Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another  
 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted 
 solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
 totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos (MIDNIGHT!)
  
 The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 
 "MIDNIGHT".. . he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got 
 away with that one! Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I
 asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, 
 then said "oh sh*t." Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,cuckooed 
 another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over 
 the coffee table and farted.
 



 

hilarious :) at least it sounds like you're still in hubby's good graces? ROTFLMAO....Cracked me right up!! thanks, I needed that!LOL someone emailed me that joke the other day- it's still funny the second time around!Happened to you too, huh? that is too funny !!
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