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Harley Davidson and God

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, 'I want to hang out with God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, 'Okay, so you were the one who inve nted the Harley Davidson motorcycle!'

Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution, and can't run without a road?'

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman?'

God said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:

1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusion;

2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;

3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;

4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;

5. And the maintenance costs are outrageous!!

'Hmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'

God went to his Celestial super-computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur,
'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours.'

 

 

 

 

HAHAHA....That cheered me up and my son thought it was hilarious tooHere's another one:

"I'm lonely," Adam told God in the Garden of Eden, "I need to have someone around for company."
"Okay," God said, "I'll give you the perfect companion, she's beautiful, intelligent, gracious, she'll cook and clean for you and never say a cross word."
"Sounds great," Adam says, "What's she gonna cost?"
"She's gonna cost an arm and a leg," God says.
"That's steep," Adam replies, "What can I get for a rib?"Both of those are funny!!  Thanks !!
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