my wife washed the windows while it was open and fell out side.
well boney my wife shampooed the rugs whith hair shampoo..
my wife cooked a oven ready dinner in a tin tray and put it in the microwave.
BYE BYE Mr microwave
well boney my wife washed the dishes and to dry them off put them
in the washing machine on fast spin.. then tried to glue all the bits
together but they all stuck to her hands.. people have commented
she should have been a boxer as she has hands the size of dinner
plates...
Mate of boneys mate...
hey Boney my wife tried to blow dry her hair whith..
the vacumm cleaner... and got her head stuck
yo boney my wife ironed her jeans and burnt her legs
hey Boney my wife had a idea
hey ho boney my wife is a real keen gardener has been for years.
recently i began to wonder why our garden had lots of green things and no
flowers.. so i asked a friend to have a look.. well my gardening wife has been
pulling out the flowers and growing weeds..
my wife went out to the shops for a loaf of bread.. she came back 4hrs
later whith 7 shopping bags full of clothes.. were is the loaf of bread i asked.
gees i knew i went out for something she replied ... how dumb is she.
HI Boney, you are a breath of fresh air....... Thanks for the laughs Boneys admirer - Janie.
hey boney we dont have a bath only a shower my wife bought some of
that liquid hair remover for her legs squirt on wash off.. well she must have
mistook it for shampoo..
ROFL