I Swear It has to be true! | Arthritis Information

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I swear there is a ghost and alien that are hidding out in my closet. They wait until I fall asleep and then they do their thing! I am guessing that it is the ghost that jerks my leg while the alien zaps my poor right knee!

 
I wonder what they are getting out of all this?
 
JRA DNA?
 
Using my thickened synovial fluid as a secret ingredent to their margarita's?
 
Oh I know... they are are just having a GOOD laugh at jerking my leg... and the zapping my knee is just the icing on the cake. LMAO! The closet is mostly housing hubby's clothes so... yeah that is very brave of them LOL!
 
Yeah but my fluid has no energy.
 
Oh now you tell me the alien has moved on to zapping me with a probe! I wonder if that is any relation to a cattle prode? If so... then the same alien is probably in my sisters closet too LMAO!!
 
My mom called one of my sisters a heifer. Then... me & other sister was laughing our asses off because our mom called our sister a heifer. Then the one who was called a heifer said "mom has been on me since she got in the car." Mom replied with "No, I have not. I could have been mean and called you a cow!" Oh!!!! That was even funnier (yes I know not a word, but it is in my mind a word)! It was like Christmas in July had come early LMAO!!
 
Boney: You are hilarious - a day brightner for sure. joonie.. you have a sister who is heifer.  Well... my sister is more of a cow than a heifer. She has had kids already... so that kinda rules out the heifer part for her LOL!
                                                            Now that cow is much cutier than my hiefer sister LOL!!!
 
It is not that I am being mean about my sister... it is that well... it is funny when she gets picked on because she makes it out like she was the one who was told to get out of the car and stand on the street corner as they drove away.
 
Yeah... I REMEBER THAT! My heifer sister and her boyfriend use to tell me to get out of the car and stand on the street corner while they drove away laughing and drove around the block and come back laughing to pick me up. I was ONLY 4! I just remembered that they use to do that to me. I asked my mom about it and to make sure I was not false remembering, and she said yes they done that to many of times and she did not know until one day I told her I did not want to go to the store with them because they drop me off at the corner and leave me.
 
Yeah... no wonder I am screwed up, huh?
glad i asked.....  phewwwww    No, you did not ask... but I felt very compelled to tell it to get it out of my system!
 
I also emailed someone that story too. You got off lucky I kept it to a short vent and watered it down a bit.
 
I am off to take a shower my arm pits are starting to offend me. I know you did not ask, but yet again I felt compelled to tell it!
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