Before the granddaughters arrive I did a quick check of my emails and the board. Just couldn't resist posting this one! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Pfizer Announcement:
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be
available in liquid form,
and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as
a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a
soft drink, and it gives new meaning
to the names of 'cocktails',
'highballs' and just a good old- fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Pepsi
will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought
for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
and Viagra
today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
there should be
a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
erections and absolutely
no recollection of what to do with them.
* Gentle Hugs To Everyone On The Board *
The health club I go to is rather high-end. I chose it because it is affiliated with (and on the same campus as) a local hospital, and many of the doctors and nurses use the facilities (my husband has some serious cardiac issues, so I want him near the hospital when he works out!). So I tend to stick out like a sore thumb at this gym. Lots of the desperate housewives there have had lots of surgical upgrades, if you know what I mean. Anyway, lemme tell you girls - fake boobs look HILARIOUS as the wearer gets older! Kinda like a tennis ball in a gym sock.
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