Ok so I teach at a private school, I teach the little guys who stilll don't quite know how to control their mouths. Anyway today I was taking my class to the bathroom, because my class is young and I have some special ed kids I go in the bathroom with them. Anyway, I was waiting for my class, singing and trying to get them to cycle through when this little boy comes out of the stall with his pants around his ankles and he looks at me and says, "Mrs. McMullen, guess what!?" I ask wait...."My ding-dong (penis) has powers!" While saying this he's standing in the super-hero pose, you know the chest out and hands on hips! OMG!!! I just told him to pull up his pants, but oy! I had such a problem laughing, I wanted to ask what powers? He says crazy stuff all the time, but this topped them all! LOL!!! Hope that made you all laugh as much as it made me!It did! ROFL If his mother knew she would die!I could never be a kindergarten teacher... I'd be LMAO the whole time.
I told her...........hm....well....she looked at the floor and said I dont know where he gets this.....its been a rough week for her, earlier he found a tampon aplicator somehow and came to me and sqatted and said, my mommy puts this in her butt like this, (shows me) and the said it really quacks (cracks, language development weak) him up! LOLLOL super powers
Reminds me of one time in Pizza Hut with the husband and kids... out of nowhere one of my boys told the waitress in a loud voice "My mommy doesn't have a penis." OMG I was laughing so hard I was crying. Earlier in the day he had burst into the bedroom while I was changing clothes and he noticed I was missing a certain appendage that the rest of the family had. He shook his head and said "I'm sorry you don't have a penis, mommy." I didn't think much more about it until that evening at dinner
Thats Great!!!!!!!!!!pole vaulter springs to mind...
Olympic weight lifter.... look mum no hands...
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