"You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have
to
like 'em!"
We were dressed and ready to go out for
the New Years Eve Party. We turned
on a night light, turned the
answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet
and put the cat in
the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a
taxi. The taxi arrived and
we opened the front door to leave the
house.
The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the
house. We didn't want
the cat shut in the house because she always
tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I
went inside to get the cat. The cat
runs upstairs, with me in hot
pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't
want the driver to know
that the house will be empty for the night. So, she
explains! to
the taxi driver that I will be out soon,
"He's just going upstairs
to say Goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into
the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as
we drove away. That
stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her
with a coat
hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I
grabbed
her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a Blanket to keep her
from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass Downstairs and
threw
her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver
hit a parked car.
" Gentle Hugs "