Recently I read a thread here on the arthritisinsight rhuematoid forum where a member had posted a joke about middle eastern terrorists. It was quite evident that a couple of members were offended by the joke because middle easterners were used as the terrorists. Well, I thought about that thread for quite some time and then realized that I had posted a joke previously and I too may have offended a certain group. Some of you members may remember the joke and for the sake of everyone to understand my apology, I will retell the joke:
Two cannibals were sitting in front of the fire eating on a comedien. The one cannibal after eating a finger looks at the other cannibal and says, "Does this food taste funny to you?"
So in my wreckless manner I'm sure that somewhere in this world, I have offended some cannibals and so I ask that any and all cannibals that may have been offended, please accept my humble apology.
You're probably safe unless someone invites you to dinner and nothing appears to be cooked.
Does bitting your hubby on the butt... make you a cannibal? If so... then you have offended me!
I can-nibal on corn!
Heads and shoulders knees on toast knees on toast
Heads and shoulders knees on toast knees on toast
and eyes and ears and mouth and nose
Heads and shoulders knees on toast knees on toast
dinnner time song .. Boiling Boney
one canibal woman says to another
how do you like your men
NEWSFLASH.... Cannibal Rushed to intensive care.
after Eating a person on Rheumatoid Meds.
Oh No!! I can't believe I've got one too!
One cannibal says to the other, man my stomach hurts.
The other asks, what did you eat?
The first replies, Boiled Franciscan monk.
The second says, there's your trouble. You shouldn't boil them, they're friars.
Whats a cannibals favourite game?
Swallow the leader
Two cannibals sitting my a fire, The first says "Gees I hate my mother-in-law, The second replies "So try the potato's!!
Have you heard about the cannibals resturant.
It cost and arm and a leg
Got to stop now............my daughter is looking at me funny!!!!
One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn't like!Oh no !! I can't stop.
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
What's the worst comeback line to use on a cannibal?
BITE ME
These jokes are clearly from hunger.
I agree they are starving for a good punchline.Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, Gee, "I hate my mother-in-law".
The second replies, "So, try the potatoes".
Deja vu all over again, LOL!
One day a cannibal visited the neighboring island of cannibals. There, people cost but politicians cost . The visiting cannibal asked, "How come politicians cost so much?"
The chief answered, "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?"
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One day a cannibal visited the neighboring island of cannibals. There, people cost but politicians cost . The visiting cannibal asked, "How come politicians cost so much?"
The chief answered, "Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?"
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It's even more difficult to debone them with their head stuck in their pelvis.
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