HOW LORSTER CAME TO BE | Arthritis Information

             For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version:

             Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic
             hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer
             and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

             The two most important events in all of history were the invention of
             beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to

             the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were
             the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

             1. Liberals, and
             2. Conservatives.

             Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning
             of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet,
             so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be
             invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

             Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night
             while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known
             as the Conservative movement.

             Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live
             off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the
             sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the
             Liberal movement.

             Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became
             known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the
             domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and
             the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer
             that conservatives provided.


             Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most
             powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by
             the jackass.

             Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer
             white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef
             well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another
             interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher
             testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury
             attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are
             liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't
             fair to make the pitcher also bat.

             Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud. They eat red meat and
             still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo
             cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police
             officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

             Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers
             and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are
             more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in
             Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after
             the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for
             nothing.

             Here ends today's lesson in world history:

             It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily
             respond to the above before forwarding it.

             A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute
             truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true
             believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.


             And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self...


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I consider myself conservative... but I did not find the post to be remotely humorous. Boy somebody (DONN)  has a burr up their butt!  Hillhoney2008-06-12 04:02:59LOL, I'm sure we all know who it is too.that was uncalled forI'm not sure why DONN found it necessary to pick on me. I'm not the only liberal on this site. DONN has some deep seeded issues with gay people. Liberals call these people bigots.Wow.

And what does it say about the original poster who actually created a whole thread for this?

I don't normally respond to stuff like this and don't know much about either the poster or Lorster but this is ignorant all on it's own.bigot


Main Entry:
big·ot
Pronunciation:
\ˈbi-gət\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
French, hypocrite, bigot
Date:
1660
: a person obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance
— big·ot·ed \-gə-təd\ adjective
— big·ot·ed·ly adverbHey DONN!!  this is a support forum ............  NOT a political debate forum.. nor an "attack the poster before you" forum......