OT - Funny One-Liners | Arthritis Information

Hope these give you a few good laughs!

I joined a health club last year,
spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

AND

Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.

Jesse882008-06-17 12:15:10Thank you Jesse88! I needed that!!

Thanks, Jesse. Here are two more:

People are always trying to get in shape. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

My memory is perfect. I don't remember forgetting anything.

haha

Hey Jess, thanks for the laugh. Lindy

"My memory is perfect. I don't remember forgetting anything."

LOL! I love that one. Hope I can remember it!!