Delayed-release caffeine. Think about it... if you could take a Vivarin or No-Doz at 10:00 at night when you went to bed, but it wouldn't start working until 6:00 the next morning... guaranteeing you will be awake in time to get up and get to work. It's not something I would take every day... but let's face it, some of us tend to hit the snooze bar a few too many times and miss an important meeting or appointment now and again. It would be no worse than slamming a cup or two of coffee in the morning... just make sure that if you still want that cup of coffee, it's decaf.
I would also like to see a kitchen floor made of a stack of giant Post-it notes. When it gets dirty, just rip off the top sheet and start fresh.
And when the boys were both toddlers, with boundless energy, I had a great idea for bedsheets and pajamas - make the bedsheets out of fuzzy velcro and pajamas out of the "hook" side of the velcro. BAM! No more late night wandering.
Again - I love you woman.
Hey I have an idea... I could sell this stuff in "Kelly" clinics and charge exorbitant fees. Maybe even apply for a patent!
I will vote for the delayed release caffeine and the removable flooring--hey just lay down velcro backed rug material. Now if we can get the caffeine to pump out in synch with the WINDoze log-in chime like a combo Gates-Pavlov response
[QUOTE=mab52]I will vote for the delayed release caffeine and the removable flooring--hey just lay down velcro backed rug material. Now if we can get the caffeine to pump out in synch with the WINDoze log-in chime like a combo Gates-Pavlov response
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I'm sure we could do that with a robo-pill and RFID technology.
This is the third go at trying to say this in a way that makes sense. You see, I am coherency challenged when I wake up in the morning. I want your caffine pill.
[QUOTE=Linncn]This is the third go at trying to say this in a way that makes sense. You see, I am coherency challenged when I wake up in the morning. I want your caffine pill.
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