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Hubby and I were getting ready for bed, which I am still awake. He was complaining about Abi-Kitty's stink nuggets... wanted to know how such a small cat can poo so much.

 
When he said that it just popped into my head and I started laughing really hard and hubby asked what was so funny. I calmed down from laughing as much as I could to tell him what was so funny.
 
I told him next time he cleans out the litter box he should put them in a brown bag and then run over to the next door neighbors and ring their door bell and light the bag on fire and run & hide in their 7 foot tall grass they have been letting grow all summer. 
 
Our neighbors have their porch piled with junk and trash. I have been over there and knocked on their door, rang the door bell and actually heard them argue about who was going to open the door, not because they wanted to, but because they are "busy". You can hear all 5 of them yelling at each other "you open it!" "No, you open it." then you hear one of them yell "I am not opening it!" and a door slam.  
 
So... by those many accounts, I just figured if we entertained ourselves by lighting a bag of stink nuggets and leaving it there for them to stomp it out after answering the door, that their porch would be on fire before anyone even answered the door.
 
It really was funny. You would just have to have them as neighbors and have a twisted sense of humor or as MIL puts it a warped sense of humor.
 
Well... I really did not laugh when I typed this out as I did when I got a visual of it all. But it still made me crack a smile.
But now her whiskers are long enough that she feels well enough to play again. PLUS, this is her first summer, which is a hot one, so she is probably not sure how to handle the heat.
 
She laid between me and hubby and when I would move the sheet she would attack me. So... I just laid there from 2am until 6:30am playing with her. When the alarm went off for hubby to get ready for work. I started laughing much louder so he would not go back to sleep.
 
She drew blood out of me 2 times! Now she is sitting on the diningroom table eating son' left over waffle! Crazy cat!
 
oh and if you give a cat a bath in pet shampoo that smells like coconut & berry and it is call coconutberry or was it berrycoconut. What if you smell the coconut over the berry or the berry more than the coconut? So... would the shampoo smell be coconutberry or berrycoconut. You know like "b" comes before "c". Or do you pick the most prominent smell of the 2 to be first. What if on different days it smells like coconut with a hint of berry and on other days it smells like berries with a hint of coconut?
 
I asked Abi-Kitty what she thought and she just gave me a "U a nut" look. If only the poor cat could talk! I just know she would be attitudinal and very pissy!

HAHAHAHA!!! Oh Man! I am  just dying laughing here, Jasminrain! Too, FUNNY!

Ahhhh... we would never do anything like for real. We just like to talk a lot of smack and then we just laugh about what might happen.
 
Oh my cat has attitude and pissy even though she cannot talk, but I would just like to hear what she had to say if she could talk. Right now, my daughter will pick the cat up and "talk" for her. But ya know by the look Abi-Kitty has she is not thinking as nice of things as daughter is saying she would say
 
Oh and Abi-Kitty has this new thing. When she is annoyed by you she will flick her tail really hard. And if she is close enough to you she will hit you with it, and it is like she thumped you!
 
A cat's whiskers should never, ever be cut. They need them for balance and to determine their way in and out of things -- for navigational purposes.

http://animals.howstuffworks.com/pets/question592.htm
I know that. I told my son that and took his kiddie scissors from him and threw them away when he done it the first time. Then the second time, MIL came over and brought him in a pair for him to do his artwork. She did not know he had got the others took from him because he cut the cats whiskers. So, now he can only have his kiddie scissors to do his artwork at in-laws house. My son once cut his hair on top of his head with a pair of sisscors. I think he was about 4. He left the hair in the sink. It looked like a little man was cut out. When I asked him what that was  and did he cut his hair he said No mom- I had a misquito bite and I itched it! I wish I had it on tape for funny home videos!
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