The Top Ten Most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper is Down
by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.
9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to
his bells.
8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and
locked position.
7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
6. Elvis is leaving the building.
5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
3. You' ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. Men may be From Mars.....
but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.
And the Number 1 way to tell someone his zipper is
unzipped.....
1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your
nuts.
I have had a horrible day and opened this. THANK YOU. I needed a chuckle. I love the number 1..........wicked funny.Hahaha
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