Methinks it's time for some humor!
Law of Mechanical
Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose
will
begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.
Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the
stupidity of your act.
Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
were in will
always move faster than the one you are in now AMEN!
Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you
know increases
dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to
be seen with.
Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't
work,
it will.
Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from
the aisle
arrive last.
The Starbucks Law:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask
you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they
will have
adjacent lockers.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance:
If the shoe fits, it's
ugly.
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy:
As soon as you find a product that you
really like, they will stop
making it.
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I like the Variation Law!!!! Always wrong line!!!I love these!!And I have suffered Wilson's law many times and