While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand
was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation
with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain...
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he
doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there to begin with.'
LOL, heard that one already but worth another read.
I agree....never get tired of hearing that one. While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand
was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation
with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to DONN and his bid to be this sites biggest dumbass.
The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, DONN is a 'post turtle'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.
The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.'
The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to
explain...
'You know his special ed teacher had to help him find this site, he doesn't belong here, he
doesn't have RA so has no idea what he is talking about, and you just have to wonder what kind of dumb asses keep him here by supporting his sick jokes.
Donn didn't make up that joke; it's been going around for a while now. He just posted it for some that enjoy that sort of humor to enjoy.