Women will
understand this!
Men should memorize it!
Every woman knows that there are days in the
month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his
hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! Note
there is no Green for GO.
Dinner?
With
dinner?
To go for
dinner?
Wearing
that?
Look good in
brown!
So worked up
about?
Could we be
Overreacting?
Eating
that?
A lot of
apples left.
Of
chocolate with that?
DO all
day?
Over-do it
today.
In that
robe!
13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2.
Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4.
Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with
Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9.
Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men
Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
And my personal favourite :
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Forward this information to all of your
hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh...
And men who need
a warning.
If I could only find a man so smart as to stay in the safest and ultra safe catagory i would marry him. I don't have pms i am just very anti social. But i think this approach would work well on me. LOLLove it - thanks for sharing.
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