Always I've had the greatest admiration and respect for Bill Cosby so when I received this e-mail this morning I felt it was too good not to put out there.
By the ethnic heritage includes many but I AM AN AMERICAN first and foremost.
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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY
PLATFORM:
(1) "Press 1 for English" is immediately
banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until
you can.
(2) We will immediately go into a two year
isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no
exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If
we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be
a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military personnel will be
required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six
month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND
aliens.
(5) Social security will immediately return
to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin
out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch
it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the
end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a
passing grade.
(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you
check positive you're banned for
life.
(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first
time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If
convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your
victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to
eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel
of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will
immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and
ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the
American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each
citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy
cause.
(11) The
Pledge of Allegiance will
be said every day at school and every day in
Congress.
(12) The National Anthem will be played at all
appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings,
etc.
Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me
will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get.
Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot
in November.
God Bless
America
!!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp it doesn't have to be real to be funny!!!