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Are you tired of
those sissy 'friendship' poems
that always
sound good, but never
actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a
series of promises that actually speak of
True Friendship.
You WON'T
see cutesy little smiley
faces on this card-
Just the stone
cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you
sad like
a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are
blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you
smile, I will know you are plotting something that I
must be
involved in.
4. When you're
scared, we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are
worried, I will tell you horrible stories
about how much worse it
could be until you quit
whining, ya big
baby!!!!
6. When you are
confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are
sick, Stay away from me until you
are well again. I don't
want whatever you have.
8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up and dust you off--
After I laugh
my butt off!!
9. This is my
oath...I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may
ask; -- because you are my FRIEND!