How 'bout another fruit punch?
Slap me in a yellow suit and call me a nanner.
HI Joons, great idea!
What is the definition of Mixed Emotions?
Watching your mother in law driving off of a cliff in your new Mercedes!!!!!
Love Janie
Why couldn't the 11 y. old see the pirate movie?
It was rated 'arrrgh'.
(Yes, I got that from Spongebob this morning...)
You know you're getting old when you bend over to tie your shoes and ask yourself "Is there anything else I need to do while I'm down here."
You know you're getting old when your favorite rock stars start dying of natural causes.
Why didn't the witch ever have any children?
Because she was married to a "Hollow=weinie"
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