OT/ Margaritas | Arthritis Information

 

 

 
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 Important women's health issue

 Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
 Do you suffer from shyness?
 Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
 
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your
 doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
 
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and
 more confident about yourself and your actions.
 
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let
 you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do
 just about anything.
 
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
 immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life
 you want to live.
 
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you
 will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
 hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
 
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are
 pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However,
 women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are
 encouraged to try it.
 
Side effects may include:

 Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
 Erotic lustfulness

 Loss of motor control

 Loss of clothing
 
Loss of money
 
Loss of virginity
 
Attraction to the same sex
 
Table dancing
 Headache
 
Dehydration
 
Dry mouth

 And a desire to sing Karaoke
 
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
 whispering when you are not.
 
WARNING:
 The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your
 friends over and over again that you love them.
 
WARNING:
 The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you
 can sing.
 
WARNING:
The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can
 logically converse with members of the opposite sex without
 spitting.