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... to maim my husband for stealing the ice cream I had bought and put away for "Aunt Flo?"  I had a pint of Ben & Jerry's Smores tucked away AND HE ATE IT!!!! The bastard! This man needs to learn what is sacred and what is not! Shame on him!

Think the actual maiming could get you in trouble though.
Damn.  I will have to be more secretive in my revenge... we might just have an unexplained network outage in the house tomorrow night at the height of Friday Night Video Gaming! Oh and I can "forget" to buy Irish Spring when I go grocery shopping tomorrow afternoon ... and he'll have to use the girly body wash until NEXT weekend Not only do I think you're allowed to maim him for that, but I believe you could even draw and quarter him. [/QUOTE]

 
Oh, now THIS I can't condone.  As a gamer, I could say that I'd much rather be maimed than lose an epic battle or worse, permanently lose one of my characters.
[QUOTE=InnerGlow][QUOTE=JasmineRain]Damn.  I will have to be more secretive in my revenge... we might just have an unexplained network outage in the house tomorrow night at the height of Friday Night Video Gaming![/QUOTE] [/QUOTE]
 
 
 
He may find he likes the girly soap better than his Irish Spring .
                                                                      I say strike back quickly....and in numbers......Be careful...we all know that pin cushon will call the cops on you for making threats.  lol  She's such a nosy bitch! [QUOTE=maimi][QUOTE=JasmineRain]Oh and I can "forget" to buy Irish Spring when I go grocery shopping tomorrow afternoon ... and he'll have to use the girly body wash until NEXT weekend [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=SnowOwl]My husband says the only true Man Soap is "Lava", it's like scrubbing your hide off with a brick.   Actually contains pumice.  Grey-green, the color of a decaying avocado.   You could tell your husband it's payback for that sandpaper toilet paper he bought on sale while you were down sick and needed TP that was squeezably soft.  [/QUOTE]

LOL - I forgot all about Lava soap!  When I was growing up, there was always a bar of Lava at the bathroom and the kitchen sinks.  Dad was a machinist.  He'd come home from work with his hands and forearms just coated in gawd-knows-what.  He'd clean up with the Lava, and then proceed to tinker with various man-projects and/or work in the garden for a few hours... and he'd have to use the Lava again.  Hell, he probably showered with the stuff too for all I know. Oh Jose' you have discribed my husband also, this is just too funny!
I always feel guilty when he gives me the deer in the headlight look
after I have questioned him on something he was suppose to do.
                                                         
PS . I could not find a deer but found a cute moose with the same look.

I relate to the Deer in Head light syndrome..........it is a syndrome right?

...because husband says I look like that all the time.  duh duh duh
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