Doctors'
Opinions of
The Financial
Bailout Package
The Allergists voted
to scratch it.
The Dermatologists advised
not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had
sort of a gut feeling about it.
The Neurologists thought
the administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt
they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered
the idea shortsighted.
The Pathologists yelled,
'Over my dead body!'
while the
Pediatricians said, 'Oh, grow up!'
The Psychiatrists
thought the whole idea was madness.
The Radiologists could
see right through it.
The Surgeons decided
to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought
it was a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic
Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists
thought it was a step forward,
but
the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought
the whole idea was a gas,
and
the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the
Proctologists decided the decision was best left up to the assholes in
Washington.
too funny!
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