The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is
law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then,
after dinner, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will
wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will
massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going
to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied... " The f ***ing funeral director would be my guess!"
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
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