One of the gifts I received for Christmas was an IPod. My grandson sent this with the heading of - Caution: IPod Users Warning.
You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... You need
to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the
beat. After A couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your
stop..
As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you
down, and that's when you remember:
You've been listening to your ipod.