An
Amish boy and his father were in a mall.
They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, 'What is this
Father?'
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have
never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is'
While
the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel
chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and
the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and
his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up
sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then
the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up
again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
The father said
quietly to his son.....'Go get your mother.'
LOLFUNNY! A US Marine was on a flight out of London to the Middle east. Also on borad were two Arab Terrorists. The two Arabs took the window seat and the middle seat. The Marine took the aisle seat. The two Arabs seethed just looking at him. The Marines feet had been killing him since he had been omn manuvers, so he took his shoes off to relax his swollen feet. During the flight the middle arab said to the soldier. I need to get up to get a coke. The Marine said no problem, I'll get it for you. He got up and when he did the arab spit in his shoe. The soldier came back with the coke and the other arab said I too would love a coke. The Marine said No problem I'll get it. Then the other arab spit into his other shoe. The soldier came back and sat there for the remainder of the flight. The arabs could not wait to see his face when he put his shoes on. On landing the Marine put his shoes on and realized what had happened. He turned to the Terrorist and said " How long must this hatred between us go on. This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes "Someone else posted this joke here. I think it's funny but I remember it started a thread of controversy....I posted the Marine/Arab joke months ago and yes it did start