Pastor's Business
Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of
his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but
no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and
wrote 'Revelation 3:20' on the back of it and stuck it in the
door.
When the
offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been
returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis
3:10.'
Reaching for
his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter.
Revelation 3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door and knock.' Genesis 3:10
reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was
naked.'
Remember when the funniest jokes were the
clean ones? They still
are!
Cute!!
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