Did you know that eagles mate for
life?
Well, one day Harry the eagle waited at the nest for
Mary,
his darling of 10 glorious years. After a
while when she didn't
return, he
went looking and found her. She had been shot.
Dead! Harry was devastated,
but after about six minutes
of mourning he decided that he must get himself
another
mate, but since there weren't
any lady eagles available he'd
have to cross the feather
barrier.
So he flew off to
find a new mate. He found a lovely dove
and brought her back to the nest. The sex was good but all the dove
would say is 'I am a DOVE, I want to love! I am a DOVE, I want to love!'
Well this got on Harry's nerves so he kicked the dove out of the nest and flew off once more to find a mate.
'I am a DRAKE
you made a
MISTAKE !!!!!!!!!!
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