Single
vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!!
The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's
pretty much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting
for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was
so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding
date!"
I finished it off with a
black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer
and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey,
Batman,
what's for
dinner?'"
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last
Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a
leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I
had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto
heels. He was so aroused that we made
passionate love on his desk right then and
there!"
The married woman put her glass down and
said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over
at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume.
I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter
belt, black stockings and six-inch
stilettos.
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