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I know we have some clever folks on here. I thought it'd be fun to come up with a new name for rheumatoid arthritis. You know, so people don't hear the "arthritis" part and automatically start complaining about their old highschool sports injury and say, "I know exactly what you're going through."

 
 
Systemic Organ ___________......hmmm fill in with a word of something that sounds painful and unique from "ARTHRITIS""" me too, so sick of individuals repeatedly thinking RA is ""Arthritis of the joints"" only.


I will check out my daughters medical terminolgy text to find maybe a prefix and suffix to put together.....
jodejjr2009-03-11 16:12:47Well I'm not a creative person so I can't come up with a new name, but I do believe it is an excellent idea.  I, too, am bothered by someone saying they have "arthritis" too.  Just a pet peeve of mine.I was hoping for something funny, but I can't think of anything either. The only words that come to mind are incurable, debilitating and chronic. My husband said someone at work told him, "I'm suffering from anal gluacoma today. I can't see myself doing sh*t." 
 
 

 An autoimmune disease is the truth if you don't want to hang the "arthritis" nameplate on it.


Ann

I've tried that one. You'd be surprised at how many people don't know what autoimmune means! And if they do know, you get that nice dismissive shrug. I'd love to have something (humorous) that gets right to the point, lets people know how serious it is and the amount of pain that goes along with it. How about "Synovial Overload"?
 
That's exactly what happens, an increase in synovial fluid.
LinB2009-03-11 17:05:42Rheumatoid Disease? I say because its incurable and hangs around like a bad smell call it

SSDDD

same sh*t, different day disease! "I'm suffering from anal gluacoma today. I can't see myself doing sh*t."

SSDDD same sh*t, different day disease!

Oh theeeese arew good!

eeew I will have to think about this, surely we can think of something.Mostly and unfortunately, the only thing that people actually attach pain and suffering and chronic and debilitating with in a nutshell statement or word is

cancer.

I wonder if the term would include cancer in it somehow if that would be helpful.lymphoma...synovial lymphoma type word maybe

Synovialphoma SSDDD

Full body synovial  overload auto immune disease.chronic erosive sticky joint disease! Erosive synophoma

erosive synovialphoma jodejjr2009-03-12 09:13:27Remember, you asked:

Rheum without a view

Limp's Syndrome

Chronic PITA Disease

Somatic Sensation

Not today dear, I am indisposed syndrome

Le Miserables Affliction

Five to The Fifth Power Infliction (FTTFPI)

Malfunction Malady
I like PITA!!

 
 

This isn't cute or funny but maybe it sounds impressive enough to make the person consider we have something really serious....

Systemic Rheumatoid Disease

If they ask is that the same as rheumatoid arthritis, we could say, well arthritis is indeed one part of it, but it involves the whole system... (something like that)

CathyMarie


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