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Gentle Lessons of Life

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

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A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight.

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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a new replacement for it.

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He who hesitates is probably doing the right thing.

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Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are ' XL.'

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If you think there is some good in everybody, you obviously haven't met 'everybody'.  

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If you can smile when things go wrong, you must have someone else in mind to blame.

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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so that he can tell when he's 'really' in trouble.

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There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

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Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs.' 

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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

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Some people try to turn back their life's odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long, long way and some of the roads weren't paved. 

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When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

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You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

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One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

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Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

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First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull up your zipper.  It's even worse when you forget to pull it down.

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Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf

TeedOff2009-03-14 00:16:26Thanks, Teed. You must be about my age, judging from the chuckles I got from this post. I took up golf a couple years ago, just in time to have RA complicate matters. I think you may be right about the age being close but we won't put that out here will we. Dh and I started to golf in the early 80's and it did not take long to get hooked.  Because of the polymyalgia it was hard to get around and then last year with fibro I was almost on my hands and knees.  Come to think of it I was on my knees a lot praying for that good shot.  Hopefully, with the proper meds, this year I will be able to get out a lot more.  Bingo and golf are the two things that keep me plugging along.
 
You have a great day and take care.thank you!  how funny!some good giggles there!I sent this with my weekly letter to my mom- hope it gives her a laugh like it gave me.
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