EVE'S SIDE OF THE
STORY!
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.
"It is all so beautiful, God," she replied.
"The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I have just one
problem.
It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other
two out
and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them
on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real
pain."
And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came
in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only
two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically
balanced".
"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this,
you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed
only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into
the
bushes..
Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
Eden.
"Well, Eve, how is my favorite
creation?"
"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all
the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull.
All the
animals have a mate except me.. I feel so alone.
"
God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I
have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a
man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless
boob?"
Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about
the RIB ?
Too funny WW! I'm so glad you are back with your jokes!Truly funny!
Good one.
lol.......thanks for the chuckle and yes it makes more senseLove it !! Thank You !