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I made ground beef tacos for dinner tonight.  Extra spicy, complete with finely diced onion and green and red peppers.  Imagine my horror when I came to the kitchen to get seconds, and I saw the tiny cat (pictured in my avatar) standing on the counter, eating the spicy meat.  This cat is a gasbag even without spicy taco meat... I am dreading bedtime tonight! She often sleeps right next to me, on my pillow.  Maybe I'll put earplugs in my nose tonight! I believe an actual gas mask is in order!!! Yikes! [QUOTE=leila]I believe an actual gas mask is in order!!! Yikes![/QUOTE]

No doubt!  I think I may "forget" to take her upstairs tonight - she can sleep downstairs with the husband and boys. They probably won't even notice the stink!ewww.. ugh..

 
kitty poofs to peel the paint!!!
Screw kitty poofs! I have been laying here all night listening to my hubby sleep fart! I just  think... my poor bed! I am sorry he is farting on you!
 
Then I accidentally move the cover and OMG! *gag*
 
My hubby is a gasbag no matter what he eats, but he is more of a gasbag when he eats chili. And would you know it... he ate chili for dinner yesterday!
 
My poor nose & bed!
Well, I left her downstairs last night.  When I woke up this morning and came downstairs to start my day, I heard a pitiful meowing coming from the basement.  Yep, they kicked her out too! [QUOTE=SnowOwl]Aw, poor little girl.  And she probably wanted hugs and a soft pillow as her tummy rumbled away through the night...  more gasseous than solid....hilarious!

In order for boys to kick you out, you've got to have a powerful stink. My boys actually think noxious odors are funny, and take great pride in producing them.
Ah......God bless their lucky lucky future brides......
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