OT: My poor fingers | Arthritis Information

SO... a week back hubby doozed off on the bed and I went to pinch his nose because he was snoring and before I got to his nose my nail touch his nose and he went to swat at my hand and hurt my right booger picker and my thumb. They swelled really bad and the ole booger picker was purple on the knuckle. I kept telling him he broke my fingers and he said he was sorry. I could not use my right hand for much and still cannot because of the swelling in them and my other fingers.

Then tonight... He was popping my back and he went to stand up and he was standing on my left pinky finger! The only finger that was REALLY swelled on my left hand and he was standing on it! I was yelling and screaming and he was like what? I was like get off my damn hand! He said oh sorry, did not know I was standing on your hand.

So... now I am 3 fingers down. Hubby wanted to hurt another one of my fingers because it is an odd number and he knows how I hate odd numbers, but I told him I can live with this odd number... no more unnecessary pain.

I think my fingers need to go back into hiding. Maybe they need to join a finger protection program.

HI Joonie, I think this calls for the finger protection brigade, I will call them for you, the pinky squad are fast responders but very busy, the booger brigade are greenies and have lots of work on with the whalers and all that stuff, so I shall get whoever is at hand! I think Hubby needs a refresher course in "how not to hurt my wife!" from Janie.Yet another stupid, stupid, stupid post! You really aren't funny, more like annoying. If my wife pinched my nose while I was asleep I would smack her hand too, too bad your's didn't smack you square in the nose and really give you something to whine about. Yet another stupid, stupid, stupid post! You really aren't funny, more like annoying. If my wife pinched my nose while I was asleep I would smack her hand too, too bad your's didn't smack you square in the nose and really give you something to whine about.

Looks like Lisa is a male?????
GG, you aren't the 1st person to point that out. GET WITH THE PROGRAM!!!
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